Today I was at the Sheraton giving a presentation on libraries and archives doing community history outreach.
The last time I was in the Sheraton was sometime the 1980s. It was still the Holiday Inn. Sex was involved.
The time before that, I accidentally met REO Speedwagon. They offered me a beer. I declined.
I’m pretty sure I enjoyed giving the presentation much more than I enjoyed meeting REO Speedwagon.
Honestly, I can’t really remember how much I enjoyed the sex.