In honor of Gary Dahl (1936-2015), inventor of the Pet Rock:
The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock Manual by Gary Dahl by Petting Rocks
…for this long weekend that catches me by surprise every year. Since I’m a nonbeliever, I never know exactly when it’s Easter until something suddenly reminds me I don’t have to go to work on Friday.
That said, I’m still not at all pleased about that whole “religious freedom restoration act” thing, so if you guys could help take care of that before you leave tomorrow, that would be great.