Its National Punctuation Day, hope your’s is really good. That mean’s its a good time to link to the Apostrophe Protection Society again doesnt it.
Yes, I’m up early. Yes, it’s because I was nervous about my day and (predictably) couldn’t sleep. Yes, I’ve even already read the morning newspaper, but that only takes ten minutes or so now, anyway.
Oh, listen. There go my three alarms.