Randomly Sunday

Mark left early to go do that Father’s Day thing. I’ve already called my dad too, and now (unless I get a little more motivated to do laundry) I have the rest of the day to ponder life. Or watch TV. After all, that “Father Knows Best” marathon is on again tonight. And you know how excited that gets me…

Weekend highlights:

  • Sister Betty’s birthday bash, where I not only got to eat miniature Krackels and windmill cookies (among my favorites) but also ran into a couple of old friends I hadn’t seen in a while, one of them a Devious Bi and one of them a Steve.
  • A seven-dollar breakfast at one of the last remaining Lyon’s, consisting of four pancakes, three eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, and hash browns.
  • Dinner with Dan, Jamie, and Mark at Rocco’s on Friday night.
  • Grapes on sale for 97ยข a pound at Safeway. Yes, I’m eating some now.

And the slight down side:

  • Mild gastointestinal distress all weekend. Most likely gluttony-induced.
  • Not getting that Father’s Day present delivered on time.

And then there’s the particularly appealing fact that I got to wake up at random moments in the middle of the night seeing that boy curled up next to me and realizing it will be an every night thing before too long. But that was mushy. And I wouldn’t want Rick to lose his banana pudding on graduation day. Congratulations, by the way…

After two days of not looking at it, I’ve also decided I like my new design. If any of you hate it, all I can say is, well, too bad…

Something I really don’t understand: the appeal of all these TV documentaries trying to offer scientific substantiation of Bible stories. The faithful are going to believe the Biblical account whether or not there’s scientific evidence supporting it. And aetheists aren’t going to care how much that rock formation may resemble someone’s idea of what an ark looks like. Given that neither the believers nor the non-believers are likely to be swayed, who are they trying to convince anyway?

New Look, Continued

I’ve done a bit of remodeling. Some minor fine-tuning will still have to happen, but I think it’s gonna have to wait until after the weekend. Let me know if you have any really horrible problems…

New Look

A picture of tonight’s fun. I haven’t decided how proud I’ll be of this encounter in the morning, nor if we’ll ever see each other again. But I may have to try it one more time, maybe in a few slightly different positions…

How to Use a Browser

I love it when all my work for the week/weekend is done this early. I might actually even be able to do something fun tonight. And even more fun tomorrow night…

OK, here’s a question. Why exactly do so many people type URLs into search boxes? If you’re trying to get to a website and you already know the URL, why would you not just type it into the ADDRESS bar? I’m asking this not just because so many of these show up in my logs, but because I’ve WATCHED so many people do it. They open their browser, wait for whatever “start page” to load, and then, instead of typing an address in the proper place, they do a freaking search for it. Which, of course, often leads them to some site other than the one they wanted in the first place…

Seems to me this is sort of like calling 411 and saying “I need the number for Joe Smith at 415-555-1234″…

Reruns

Wow. A “Father Knows Best” marathon on TV Land…

I’m 12 or 13 years old, and I’m home sick from school. I’m eating cereal and watching Father Knows Best and Dennis the Menace and Hazel on channel 36. Yeah, we have cable, so I can watch stations all the way from Charlotte, 90 miles away. Cool, huh? Once those shows are over, and my only choices are bad movies and soap operas, I’ll probably spend the rest of the day dragging out the Sears catalog and my dad’s dirty magazines, looking for anything resembling revealing pictures of guys…

I’ll read those “letters” in Penthouse and try to figure out how actual sex works (and not quite understand the concept, or so it seems when I look back at some of the dirty stories I wrote back then), and sometimes I’ll even find a picture of a girl which does it for me…

It’ll get messy and I’ll be a little sore by late afternoon when I have to think about preparing the house for my returning parents. I’ll be thoroughly engrossed in a Partridge Family rerun on channel 8 when they arrive. And pretending I’m still sick so I can do it again tomorrow…

Yup. A “Father Knows Best” marathon on TV Land. Not to mention yet another reference to masturbation within a single week…

Aside from the above, I’m also reminded that I need to get my dad a Father’s Day present tomorrow…