Happiness is:
- Really old Simpsons reruns you haven’t seen in a long time. Homer gets a heart bypass. Bart gets a Big Brother. Lisa can’t stop caling the Corey Hotline. Yes, I realize I’m mixing episodes…
- Finding a good parking space on street cleaning night…
- Remembering to take out the trash BEFORE you hear the truck out front…
- A 7-Up cake from the Super K-mart in Oakland…
- Switching over to the SciFi channel just in time to catch (unexpectedly) the very first episode of Dark Shadows from 1966…