New Year’s Eve

From all the streets blocked with big “no parking 3PM-4AM” signs. it looks like the cops are expecting last year’s non-existant riot to surface tonight South of Market. I can hardly wait. Really.

I don’t usually do much on New Year’s Eve. It’s one of my least favorite nights to go out, given my lack of patience with crowds, particularly crowds of severely drunk idiots. I haven’t decided what tonight’s plan will be. Depends on what’s on TV, I guess…

Anyway, hope you have a lovely new year. And if you’re drinking and driving tonight, I hope you realize what an idiot you are…