
The owner of this house is a man for whom I have immense respect. It’s always fun seeing the neighborhood historic presevation nazis get it from behind…

The owner of this house is a man for whom I have immense respect. It’s always fun seeing the neighborhood historic presevation nazis get it from behind…
Random thoughts for a Wednesday afternoon:
I’ve disappeared for so long this time that people are starting to ask if I’m alive or dead. Since convincing them otherwise would require actually answering email (something I seem wholly incapable of doing lately), I’ve decided it’s time to set the record straight here. Today, I feel somewhere in between…
No, don’t worry. There’s nothing wrong. I’ve just been horribly busy this week, commuting to San Mateo by day and working on a major site redesign for a client by night. Both should be done this week — just in time for me to go on jury duty. Woo hoo…
By the way, penis anyone?
By way of updates:
I’ll try to make the updates a little more frequent soon. Or at least a little more entertaining…
Home again. We didn’t actually see any snow, but there was lots of rain. So we played Monopoly and watched movies and cooked out (there’s something wonderfully unwholesome about cooking out when it’s 25 degrees and pouring down rain outside) and it was a good weekend all in all…
Unrelated (I think): why have I been starving all day?
Going up into the Sierra for the weekend to watch it snow and stuff. Lest anyone get the wrong idea here, though, the closest we’ll be getting to “roughing it” is the fact that we’ll have a VCR but no DVD player…
I do not camp…
For those of you who care, I’ve finally posted pictures and text from that LA trip in February…
This morning, I received an emailed form letter from some idiot taking me to task for supporting the protests in San Francisco and “giving comfort to the enemy” or some such claptrap. It was pretty much the last thing I expected since I made a pretty loud statement AGAINST the protesters earlier this week. It’s proof, I guess, that there are lunkheads on all sides of this issue…
I ain’t leaving the house today, what with Hypocritical Mess being joined by Bikes Not Bombs (I’ve decided to join forces with the guy next door who fixes timepieces and start a group called “Clocks Not Clichés”), the Giants season-opener, and a whole lot of ill-timed construction starting all at once…
Anyone interested in starting a “help David and Mark escape San Francisco” fund?
I’ve been filled with a rather seething rage for the past week or so and haven’t really had the time nor the attention span to write about it. I’m not thrilled about this war thing, which should be rather obvious. No sane person gets all gushy and excited about the prospect of war; it’s a dirty — if sometimes necessary — business. But my opinion on the war is irrelevant; my beef is with the protesters who are hell-bent on taking San Francisco hostage by deciding that their “right” to “free speech” supercedes the rights of thousands of others to live their lives and support their families…
And I’m outraged that very few local commentators seem to recognize the precedent we’re setting by allowing this to happen. Sure, there are plenty of tepid condemnations (“While I understand their frustration, I don’t wholeheartedly endorse their actions, even though I sympathize with them.”) and occasional outbursts by overgrown frat boys who have no more understanding of law and order than the protesters they condemn, but disturbingly few powerful voices in San Francisco have had the courage to point out that the terrorist acts committed here last week are unaccpetable, period. I don’t give a good goddamn about whatever “good intentions” the protesters (and their wimpy defenders) may think they have. It bothers me greatly that Willie Brown seems to be the most sensible politician in town this week…
The day before the protests last week, I wrote this rant, and I’m just getting around to posting it today. I still think it holds up pretty well. If you don’t want the long version, a synopsis would include the following:
On the lighter side, the DVD releases of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and the first season of “Futurama” (released yesterday) are quite wonderful and are highly recommended. A sense of humor is a good thing…
I worked with the public for many years and frankly, I’ve always been amazed with just how stupid some people can be. I mean really, gut-wrenchingly, pitifully stupid. Like, for example the woman who emailed me today from the supermarket site, telling me she needed her employment information so she could get food stamps. Apparently, she thought my supermarket history site was the official site for whatever store she used to work for, and she mailed me her name, her social security number, and a world of other personal information…
I get stuff like this every week (job applications, complaints about bad service at some store in Pocatello, whatever) from people who just can’t be bothered to read one line which might tell them that they’re contacting the wrong person. And these disclaimers are in very large letters at the top and bottom of EVERY PAGE, not to mention an ever bigger one on the contact page…
I wrote back, politely even, stating that I couldn’t help her and suggesting she might want to be a bit more careful about who she provided with such sensitive information. All the while, I was thinking that her utter cluelessness and lack of any discernible attention span (reading comprehension? sense of context?) might have a lot to do with why she’s applying for food stamps right now. I was nice, however, and didn’t share this opinion with her because I figured she had enough trouble already…
More “idiot of the week” awards:
I’ve been having a lot of vaguely odd dreams featuring members of my family lately. Not disturbing, mind you, but just odd. For example, in one, I drove to the mall with my aunt and ran into my parents there. Shortly afterward, the mall turned into an airport and my aunt turned into my cousin (no Southern inbreeding jokes, please) and we were running from one end of said airport to the other looking for an emergency exit…
Yeah. So anyway, I know that all this has to do with guilt over the fact that I haven’t been home in almost two years. Thus, I’m starting to plan a quick trip — maybe four or five days tops — since I can’t manage more for a number of reasons right now…
Other random thoughts for a Monday afternoon: