Welcome to March

It’s going to be a long month. Three sites in mid-redesign, one starting from scratch, one porn series in mid-bang, and a mad rush to finish it all before taking a three-week vacation in April. I probably won’t be very chatty for a while. And I’ll probably be cranky when you hear from me at all. Don’t say you weren’t warned…

Yeah, like I’m ever NOT cranky…

Actually, I was almost giddy a few minutes ago. I’ve made an important discovery: an entire block on a South of Market alley with NO PARKING RESTRICTIONS. None. No time limits, no curbs of any color, no residential permit requirements, and (get this) no street cleaning…

In theory, I could legally leave my car there until the end of time. Or until the Department of Parking and Traffic catches on. Which will be soon, I imagine, as this is likely one of the only streets in the whole damned city where parking is completely unregulated…

And no, I’m not revealing the location….