Happiness Is a Warm Penguin

This is news I’ve been hoping to read for several years.

“Bloom County” was always about the daily strips and bizarre storylines for me, which is why I never really warmed to “Outland” or “Opus”. Evere since the “Peanuts” and “Calvin & Hobbes” collections appeared, I’ve been hoping Milo and Binkley and Opus would get a similar completist treatment, so if anyone is looking for that perfect Hallowe’en gift for me, this would be it.

Crazy-ass White Boy

Why, yes. Now that you ask, that big standoff/shootout in Pittsburgh yesterday was less than a mile from our prospective new house, and was actually going on at the precise moment I was at said house for the home inspection. I even had to pull over on the way to let a line of six cop cars with wailing sirens pass me.

Otherstream.com: your close-up source for breaking news. A day or so after it happens.

The inspection, by the way, went very well. Apparently, the place is in really good shape for a 105-plus year old house.

The Scary State

Upon reading this article, I’m not sure which is more frightening: the fact that there’s enough demand for methadone clinics in West Virginia that they’re operated as for profit businesses, or the fact that the state sees them as such a great potential revenue source.