You know those old jokes about someone being so fat that he’s likely to break the scale?
Guess what I just did.

I’d be really embarrassed if I weren’t actually about twenty pounds lighter than I was when I bought this scale.
You know those old jokes about someone being so fat that he’s likely to break the scale?
Guess what I just did.

I’d be really embarrassed if I weren’t actually about twenty pounds lighter than I was when I bought this scale.

After tomorrow, my life becomes less stressful for five or six weeks. Until then, though, I’ll stick with the short attention span stuff: