In the spirit of Christmas 1982 and unfortunate moments in hair:

In the spirit of Christmas 1982 and unfortunate moments in hair:

Good morning, Midnight. It’s Christmas:
My boyfriend said, “It’s really sweet the way you go for Christmas cheer.”
I said, “We can’t afford the tree.”
He said, “Love is free.”
So we trimmed the cactus with my earrings that we’d meant to pawn.
I’d almost forgotten that it was time for my annual posting of the official Otherstream Christmas anthem…