That suspect, identified only as Armin M, has been charged with murder. Cannibalism per se is not a crime under German law.

I hold the moral high ground.
My self-righteousness will protect me,
No matter how many stupid moves I make,
Because I am right.
The rules do not apply.
The laws of physics do not apply.
I am indestructable.

I am a San Francisco pedestrian.

Actually, it works just as well if you replace “pedestrian” with “cyclist” too. Even better, maybe…

 

Now I am sad…

Aaargghh. She’s back…

I suppose ol’ Blanche is another example of the sancitity of heterosexual marriage, not to mention “family values”. Granted, she killed every husband she ever had, but she learned it from her mama. It’s comforting, isn’t it, to know that she could legally be married again — even in jail — while two men who actually love each other (and actually aren’t psychotic or prisoners) can’t do so…

Yup, that’s an institution worth preserving, all right…

To my heterosexual friends who mention impending marriage: please don’t feel too slighted if I react to your news a little like a 1950s black man whose white friend just told him about the new house he just bought in that “restricted” neighborhood on the other side of town…

One thing I’ve learned in my 39 years: no matter how different the assorted varieties of Hamburger Helper may taste when you first cook them, they all taste exactly the same when re-heated for lunch the next day…

One thing I’ve learned about Wells Fargo since 1992: no transaction is without cost. They even charge you for NOT using your credit card…

One thing I like about the satellite: if you feel like watching Cops, there’s probably one on somewhere…