I read stories like this, relieved that I’m a long way from North Carolina. And then I read stories like this…

Why no, the picture above has nothing to do with anything. It’s just one of the several random Burger Chef moments I’d like this site to become known for. Thanks for asking…
Anybody have any great and unusual ideas for a skate-related porn story I need to start writing for Boardboys tonight? February’s PG&E bill may depend on it…
I have SO much stuff I need to be working on right now, and I can’t seem to start doing any of it…